Padah remaja shoshial

kucing akhir zaman

crdt to the owner/uploader/photographer/rapist/victim/kojel/etc

OBSES

ketika pkl 6 time jam tgh haywire

aku termenung macam orang gile

nk pasang kaset player da jd ntah ape2

so ape aku bwat aku perhati sini sane

eh kenape aku obses dgn pantun ni

hm..

sblah sane ternampak minah kodi budget hot isap rokok

kt tepi ade uncle yang seronok cungkil gigi sambil tgk rear mirror

kalau tgk kt busstop plak byk nurse2 mude yg ajak main mata

adegan plg menghiburkan? ade brother sorg ni yg tgh masyuk korek idong

yezzaa.....

ntah kenape tibe2 teringat Kojel kakak aku

pantang aku kentot x berbunyik dlm kete x bgtau

kalo tgh drive sambil korek idong disekehnye aku

"eee.. pastu tonyoh2 kt handle.. ko nk rase bergegar dagu!!??"

try2 jd suke2 jd habit jd obsesity

mandai2 je bwat terms sendiri

yeah aku pon x tau apsal jd camni

x kesah la obses ape janji jgn msk pusat serenti

lantak lah

terase mcm nk bwat pengakuan berani mati

br lah nampak aku ni teguh jati diri(gile kodi)

aku pernah obses dgn..

-Wardina Safiyyah

-baju Kiko & Kikilala

-rambot "M" Nick Carter Backstreet boys

-daily burger KFC

ntah apsal aku still obses dgn..

-Avril lavigne

-"mengorek" sana sini

-tido bepuluh jam

-bulu dada acap

tp yg pasti aku akan teros obses dgn..

-Chelsea fc

-rock & roll

-comic & anime

-kucing mahupun cicak

p/s: aku baru tau burger yg paling happy ialah burger-mbira

Pantun Sedapkan Telinga

tadi di tengah bandaraya

aku menyusuri lorong2 kota

mencari sesuatu penuh upaya

teguhkan hati jauhi dari dosa

3 tahun berlalu aunty masih disana

senyuman manis juga bicaranya

melihat aku terpinga pinga

lalu ditanya awak cari apa?

the smiths, stone roses dan nirvana

nirvana band yg dpakse menjadi mainstream semestinya ada

yang laen trend sudah tidak mahu menerima

tp kalau band metal petik jari saja

hati lapa perut hampa

berjalan kedepan langkah x bermaya

apa budaya rakyat malaysia

open house sinisana mari jamu selera

tp di sini tiada makan percuma

ku tanya Topio bigfoot suka makan apa

wajahnya berubah lantas mengeluarkan kata

banyak bertnya menyusahkan org saja

lantas kami lupakan apa saja di kepala

melintas jalan terpandang kereta Juara

kalau lah ade Cube ajaib di Kompleks Pertama

hendak saja ditransformerskn ia menjadi maggi asam laksa

setelah menempuh cabaran yang tidak seberapa

akhirnya papa grill mama chop menjadi destinasinya

itupun kerana pekerjanya manis2 belaka

mengambil order Topio hatinya berbunga bunga

grill tidak chopnya tiada

yg diorder hanya nasi ayam melaka

ape nk dikate kami org asia

berbudi berbahasa berbudaya itulah prinsip kita

santapan tersedia mulakan dgn berdoa

malas basoh tangan bakteria riang ria

ape nk susah sudu didepan mata

tapi kalau da alah bisa tegal pun jadi biasa

ketika asyik meratah ayam melaka

terlihat makhluk Tuhan yang sedang meminta

bulunya lebat berwarna jingga

kepala senget telinganya sebelah sudah tiada

simpati dipinta taktik gediknya yg diguna

mari mari jangan tengok saja

ku hulurkan ayam dimakannya begitu saja

"terima kasih daun keladi tuan hamba sungguh kacak orgnya"

-kata kucing itu walaupn beliau tidak terkeluar apa2 kata.....

p/s: sayangi lah telinga anda, kalau sudah tiada sengetlah kepala dan minda anda

sekian dan terima kasih...

Atong Kindaichi Case 1

buruburuburu~~(den den mushi- one piece snailphone)

haa...? hm...

oh it's already morning..

Yoda was sleeping on my stomoch

goal!!!

aiyaiyai, Palermo just saved Maradona's ass

look like Mario is celebrating the goal too

meow!!! meow!!! meow!!!!

CK this is not mating season

kring kring kring~~

poor Saleem, must miss umi very much

ok, get up now Yoda

go clean yourself like Dolly,

have u ever taste urself lately?

AAAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!????

what happen!!???

oh my........

what happen to the tissue paper..

who's "reading" the newspaper..

why are they all over..

the kitchen look like hell..

my lunch(fried fish) swims into the wild..

chili and kuah lemak magic spell..

and in the sinks i can smell..

yeah... i can confirm it..

semue muslihat telah aku bongkar kan..(gaye tgn Kindaichi)

dont need no CSI..

those culprits cannot hide..

just open the cage wide..

no dinner for Yoda and CK tonite!!

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(nota kaki)

in the sink=sape x knal bau kencing Yoda?

the newspaper=CK is a literate cat

the tissue=Yoda berak x pakai cebok

the swimming fish=CK can open the microwave

Carefree~ wherever u maybe~

Sunrise shine on another lazy sunday

Yawn yawn it's time to sleep

As expected last night Chelsea cruised again

Zero goal conceded Cech couldn't be happier

Ah a poor rat was tempted by the raisins

Now left its droppings all over the cage

A proper burial will soon be made

If it wasn't caught maybe someday it'll become a lawyer(?)

Life's like that- said the wise man

Only those who took the chances will succeed

Vacant soul and u'll end up like Sid Vicious

End of this poem/message/crap/whatever

U're swearing the writer for
wasting 2 minutes of ur life reading it..

Cinema-skopedia

why cinema?
-young couple "tradition"
-weekend activities with family
-while skipping school/lecture
-nice sleeping chair
and the list goes on...

although once there was a period of time when cinema lost their popularity to pirated cds and many single building cinema gone bankrupt, but now people already fed up making those taiko rich, fed up watching the wrong movies (the cd cover is A but the movie is B), fed up reading retarded subtitles (e.g: bloody hell- berdarah neraka), etc, so they download it from the internet. haha, but civilized person like me will go to the cinema no matter what happen (what's the definition of civilized?)

i remember once my older sister told me she's dying to watch movies again at cinema, because it's been six busy years raising her kids and her kids is too young to go to the cinemas. i said why not let us/somebody watch her kids for a while and u go on watching movies with ur spouse? but she just grinned ( Chena poyo syg sgt anak, hehe)

for me? Sakaki Makio taught me to cherish the so called Youth, hm, i'm a movie freak, i kind of like to memorize their quotes (spptnye byk hafal quran), to get some inspiration, to curse lousy actor/actress/director, to ask movies trivia to others (drive my gf crazy), and bla3.

well many things happened in cinema
-sometimes u laugh to urself watching a horrified lady during horror movies
-sometimes u went out from the cinema with ur mouth wide open (dagu krem)
-other times u want to blasah the annoying person sit behind u


what happened to me?
-watch alone but bought 2 tickets, i must be possessed or something

-the cinema was pack with kids, the movie is cars, their loud noise pissed me off, i go to sleep until the end, later i watch it back (cd), i was disappointed, Lightning Mcqueen is so cool..

-my mom and i must be wearing 2 or 3 layer of shirts (last time it's too cold), halfway till the end, we were sweating as if after jogging 10km, they probably turn off the air-con

- my retarded friends "dont know there's a toilet at a cinema", he pees inside a big gulp size cup, almost full, left it under the chair, @#$%^!!!!

- i was nausea, guys can't pregnant, but macho guys who's nausea can only laugh tersipu2, i hate u 3D glasses... (sorry asya kmu gelak sorg2)

- 1st time watching taiwan ghost stories, i cursed a lot (dlm ati), after the movie, one of my friends (1st time went to cinema) said-"best gile ye cite td", ya rabbi... God help me....


anyway, when u're young and still have the passion of youth, and want the bad taiko to give us free sample of movie dvd(who knows), jom wayang!!

may the force be with u

it's a hard time
tuck in ur stomach
breathe slowly
look around with eyes like Austin Power
dont forget to have some Mojo~
know ur target
think fast, but dont act so fast
aim high but not so high ( @ so chai~)
figure out a win-win solution
u dont do this often
but u know it's worth
hm...

but then again
u don't fell so right
why are there so many people?
are they stalking u?
what're the kid looking at?
oo,what's with those sorry eyes?

to do or not to do?
15 minutes past and it's getting closer
ur hands are sweating
u bite ur lips

is this it?
malaysia boleh!!
eh, now it's one malaysia!!!

"yes can i help u sir?
err.... Trauma?
"owh ok... 2 person?"
aaaaa....? aaa.. yup..
"ok, 2 person 22rggt"

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u drive back home,
u're a litttle bit scared
with a big confusion
hm, nasha aziz is always pretty..
very2 shagadelic, hehe

but why do u pay for two?
u watch alone la..