Thursday, January 21, 2010

where a good man goes

uhuk uhuk
i dont know how long it's been
but it feels like months
i cant bear this pain no more

last 2 week i was in ICU
the doctor said i'm inches away from death
there is cure but it's very very expensive
because i'm poor and dont have no personal insurance
they dont want to treat me
yes, money money money
good deeds come second

luckily a hot lady come to the rescue
she's willing to sponsored my operation
God bless her
what a beautiful heart and a wonderful mind she has

and finally the crooked doctor saved me
he gave me lots of steroid,
add a bigger brain and recover my old memories

yes i'm back, healthy and and never feel better
ah tong~ ah tong~ ah tong~
be more responsible to your Acer!!


-(tajok xde kene mngene langsong)-



Tuesday, December 1, 2009

no wonder

it's getting late, like other KL-ites i drive like a madman, only this time it's around residential area, then up ahead i saw a bird on the road, look like trying to eat some bread lying on the road, i'm getting close but it still doesnt move, then suddenly- a cat ran out of nowhere, trying to catch the bird, i screamed and there's nothing i can do about it, bamm! i ran over the poor cat with my kancil..

i hold my breath, i look at the back, the cat is still in one piece and running towards a house.. i'm grateful but i still worried it will limping, hai.. that evening when i passed by the same road, i saw the same cat sitting "washing" it's body, look like still in a perfect shape, alhamdulillah.. i can't imagine if i killed somebody's cat, hm, no wonder people said that cat has 9 lives.


-i really miss CK, why do u need to go.......

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

From the muddy bank of KL




rage..
hit full throttle
u want to left it behind but they just don't

red light..
but red bull keep u going
the psychology of color

radio..
classical or hardcore
lower or upper your adrenaline rush

silence..
can be peaceful or uneasy
but when ur mind is muddy logic is not there

starve..
major contribution of negativeness
feed your mind after u feed ur stomoch


take a deep breath..
have sabar/patience
syaitan is with u when u're angry
astaghfirullahalazim...

Friday, October 30, 2009

Job Review

occupation-student

what students do
-learn the rules then break some
-come to class half asleep half a shower?
-make friends and then eventually some enemy
-hooliganism in class
-what to eat/ where to lepak after class
-learn friends signature
-cuci cuci mata
-ping pong before dinner, snooker before supper, jamming before subuh

the turning point of career
-sleepless night before exam/test
-the art of copy and paste
-exam slips(money, attendance, luck)
-promotion, in other words-retired

the favorite worst nightmare
-become a regular
-demoted

job rating
-7 star/5 star
-love and miss by many


-it doesn't matter how it started, it matter how it end-

Friday, October 16, 2009

Padah remaja shoshial








kucing akhir zaman
crdt to the owner/uploader/photographer/rapist/victim/kojel/etc

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

OBSES




ketika pkl 6 time jam tgh haywire
aku termenung macam orang gile
nk pasang kaset player da jd ntah ape2
so ape aku bwat aku perhati sini sane

eh kenape aku obses dgn pantun ni

hm..
sblah sane ternampak minah kodi budget hot isap rokok
kt tepi ade uncle yang seronok cungkil gigi sambil tgk rear mirror
kalau tgk kt busstop plak byk nurse2 mude yg ajak main mata
adegan plg menghiburkan? ade brother sorg ni yg tgh masyuk korek idong

yezzaa.....
ntah kenape tibe2 teringat Kojel kakak aku
pantang aku kentot x berbunyik dlm kete x bgtau
kalo tgh drive sambil korek idong disekehnye aku
"eee.. pastu tonyoh2 kt handle.. ko nk rase bergegar dagu!!??"

try2 jd suke2 jd habit jd obsesity
mandai2 je bwat terms sendiri
yeah aku pon x tau apsal jd camni
x kesah la obses ape janji jgn msk pusat serenti

lantak lah
terase mcm nk bwat pengakuan berani mati
br lah nampak aku ni teguh jati diri(gile kodi)


aku pernah obses dgn..
-Wardina Safiyyah
-baju Kiko & Kikilala
-rambot "M" Nick Carter Backstreet boys
-daily burger KFC



ntah apsal aku still obses dgn..
-Avril lavigne
-"mengorek" sana sini
-tido bepuluh jam
-bulu dada acap


tp yg pasti aku akan teros obses dgn..
-Chelsea fc
-rock & roll
-comic & anime
-kucing mahupun cicak


p/s: aku baru tau burger yg paling happy ialah burger-mbira

Monday, October 12, 2009

Pantun Sedapkan Telinga

tadi di tengah bandaraya
aku menyusuri lorong2 kota
mencari sesuatu penuh upaya
teguhkan hati jauhi dari dosa

3 tahun berlalu aunty masih disana
senyuman manis juga bicaranya
melihat aku terpinga pinga
lalu ditanya awak cari apa?

the smiths, stone roses dan nirvana
nirvana band yg dpakse menjadi mainstream semestinya ada
yang laen trend sudah tidak mahu menerima
tp kalau band metal petik jari saja

hati lapa perut hampa
berjalan kedepan langkah x bermaya
apa budaya rakyat malaysia
open house sinisana mari jamu selera

tp di sini tiada makan percuma
ku tanya Topio bigfoot suka makan apa
wajahnya berubah lantas mengeluarkan kata
banyak bertnya menyusahkan org saja

lantas kami lupakan apa saja di kepala
melintas jalan terpandang kereta Juara
kalau lah ade Cube ajaib di Kompleks Pertama
hendak saja ditransformerskn ia menjadi maggi asam laksa

setelah menempuh cabaran yang tidak seberapa
akhirnya papa grill mama chop menjadi destinasinya
itupun kerana pekerjanya manis2 belaka
mengambil order Topio hatinya berbunga bunga

grill tidak chopnya tiada
yg diorder hanya nasi ayam melaka
ape nk dikate kami org asia
berbudi berbahasa berbudaya itulah prinsip kita

santapan tersedia mulakan dgn berdoa
malas basoh tangan bakteria riang ria
ape nk susah sudu didepan mata
tapi kalau da alah bisa tegal pun jadi biasa

ketika asyik meratah ayam melaka
terlihat makhluk Tuhan yang sedang meminta
bulunya lebat berwarna jingga
kepala senget telinganya sebelah sudah tiada

simpati dipinta taktik gediknya yg diguna
mari mari jangan tengok saja
ku hulurkan ayam dimakannya begitu saja
"terima kasih daun keladi tuan hamba sungguh kacak orgnya"
-kata kucing itu walaupn beliau tidak terkeluar apa2 kata.....


p/s: sayangi lah telinga anda, kalau sudah tiada sengetlah kepala dan minda anda
sekian dan terima kasih...