Friday, October 30, 2009

Job Review

occupation-student

what students do
-learn the rules then break some
-come to class half asleep half a shower?
-make friends and then eventually some enemy
-hooliganism in class
-what to eat/ where to lepak after class
-learn friends signature
-cuci cuci mata
-ping pong before dinner, snooker before supper, jamming before subuh

the turning point of career
-sleepless night before exam/test
-the art of copy and paste
-exam slips(money, attendance, luck)
-promotion, in other words-retired

the favorite worst nightmare
-become a regular
-demoted

job rating
-7 star/5 star
-love and miss by many


-it doesn't matter how it started, it matter how it end-

Friday, October 16, 2009

Padah remaja shoshial








kucing akhir zaman
crdt to the owner/uploader/photographer/rapist/victim/kojel/etc

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

OBSES




ketika pkl 6 time jam tgh haywire
aku termenung macam orang gile
nk pasang kaset player da jd ntah ape2
so ape aku bwat aku perhati sini sane

eh kenape aku obses dgn pantun ni

hm..
sblah sane ternampak minah kodi budget hot isap rokok
kt tepi ade uncle yang seronok cungkil gigi sambil tgk rear mirror
kalau tgk kt busstop plak byk nurse2 mude yg ajak main mata
adegan plg menghiburkan? ade brother sorg ni yg tgh masyuk korek idong

yezzaa.....
ntah kenape tibe2 teringat Kojel kakak aku
pantang aku kentot x berbunyik dlm kete x bgtau
kalo tgh drive sambil korek idong disekehnye aku
"eee.. pastu tonyoh2 kt handle.. ko nk rase bergegar dagu!!??"

try2 jd suke2 jd habit jd obsesity
mandai2 je bwat terms sendiri
yeah aku pon x tau apsal jd camni
x kesah la obses ape janji jgn msk pusat serenti

lantak lah
terase mcm nk bwat pengakuan berani mati
br lah nampak aku ni teguh jati diri(gile kodi)


aku pernah obses dgn..
-Wardina Safiyyah
-baju Kiko & Kikilala
-rambot "M" Nick Carter Backstreet boys
-daily burger KFC



ntah apsal aku still obses dgn..
-Avril lavigne
-"mengorek" sana sini
-tido bepuluh jam
-bulu dada acap


tp yg pasti aku akan teros obses dgn..
-Chelsea fc
-rock & roll
-comic & anime
-kucing mahupun cicak


p/s: aku baru tau burger yg paling happy ialah burger-mbira

Monday, October 12, 2009

Pantun Sedapkan Telinga

tadi di tengah bandaraya
aku menyusuri lorong2 kota
mencari sesuatu penuh upaya
teguhkan hati jauhi dari dosa

3 tahun berlalu aunty masih disana
senyuman manis juga bicaranya
melihat aku terpinga pinga
lalu ditanya awak cari apa?

the smiths, stone roses dan nirvana
nirvana band yg dpakse menjadi mainstream semestinya ada
yang laen trend sudah tidak mahu menerima
tp kalau band metal petik jari saja

hati lapa perut hampa
berjalan kedepan langkah x bermaya
apa budaya rakyat malaysia
open house sinisana mari jamu selera

tp di sini tiada makan percuma
ku tanya Topio bigfoot suka makan apa
wajahnya berubah lantas mengeluarkan kata
banyak bertnya menyusahkan org saja

lantas kami lupakan apa saja di kepala
melintas jalan terpandang kereta Juara
kalau lah ade Cube ajaib di Kompleks Pertama
hendak saja ditransformerskn ia menjadi maggi asam laksa

setelah menempuh cabaran yang tidak seberapa
akhirnya papa grill mama chop menjadi destinasinya
itupun kerana pekerjanya manis2 belaka
mengambil order Topio hatinya berbunga bunga

grill tidak chopnya tiada
yg diorder hanya nasi ayam melaka
ape nk dikate kami org asia
berbudi berbahasa berbudaya itulah prinsip kita

santapan tersedia mulakan dgn berdoa
malas basoh tangan bakteria riang ria
ape nk susah sudu didepan mata
tapi kalau da alah bisa tegal pun jadi biasa

ketika asyik meratah ayam melaka
terlihat makhluk Tuhan yang sedang meminta
bulunya lebat berwarna jingga
kepala senget telinganya sebelah sudah tiada

simpati dipinta taktik gediknya yg diguna
mari mari jangan tengok saja
ku hulurkan ayam dimakannya begitu saja
"terima kasih daun keladi tuan hamba sungguh kacak orgnya"
-kata kucing itu walaupn beliau tidak terkeluar apa2 kata.....


p/s: sayangi lah telinga anda, kalau sudah tiada sengetlah kepala dan minda anda
sekian dan terima kasih...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Atong Kindaichi Case 1

buruburuburu~~(den den mushi- one piece snailphone)
haa...? hm...
oh it's already morning..

Yoda was sleeping on my stomoch
goal!!!
aiyaiyai, Palermo just saved Maradona's ass
look like Mario is celebrating the goal too
meow!!! meow!!! meow!!!!
CK this is not mating season
kring kring kring~~
poor Saleem, must miss umi very much
ok, get up now Yoda
go clean yourself like Dolly,
have u ever taste urself lately?


AAAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!????
what happen!!???

oh my........
what happen to the tissue paper..
who's "reading" the newspaper..
why are they all over..

the kitchen look like hell..
my lunch(fried fish) swims into the wild..
chili and kuah lemak magic spell..
and in the sinks i can smell..

yeah... i can confirm it..
semue muslihat telah aku bongkar kan..(gaye tgn Kindaichi)

dont need no CSI..
those culprits cannot hide..
just open the cage wide..
no dinner for Yoda and CK tonite!!

..................................................................................
(nota kaki)
in the sink=sape x knal bau kencing Yoda?
the newspaper=CK is a literate cat
the tissue=Yoda berak x pakai cebok
the swimming fish=CK can open the microwave