Tuesday, December 1, 2009

no wonder

it's getting late, like other KL-ites i drive like a madman, only this time it's around residential area, then up ahead i saw a bird on the road, look like trying to eat some bread lying on the road, i'm getting close but it still doesnt move, then suddenly- a cat ran out of nowhere, trying to catch the bird, i screamed and there's nothing i can do about it, bamm! i ran over the poor cat with my kancil..

i hold my breath, i look at the back, the cat is still in one piece and running towards a house.. i'm grateful but i still worried it will limping, hai.. that evening when i passed by the same road, i saw the same cat sitting "washing" it's body, look like still in a perfect shape, alhamdulillah.. i can't imagine if i killed somebody's cat, hm, no wonder people said that cat has 9 lives.


-i really miss CK, why do u need to go.......

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

From the muddy bank of KL




rage..
hit full throttle
u want to left it behind but they just don't

red light..
but red bull keep u going
the psychology of color

radio..
classical or hardcore
lower or upper your adrenaline rush

silence..
can be peaceful or uneasy
but when ur mind is muddy logic is not there

starve..
major contribution of negativeness
feed your mind after u feed ur stomoch


take a deep breath..
have sabar/patience
syaitan is with u when u're angry
astaghfirullahalazim...

Friday, October 30, 2009

Job Review

occupation-student

what students do
-learn the rules then break some
-come to class half asleep half a shower?
-make friends and then eventually some enemy
-hooliganism in class
-what to eat/ where to lepak after class
-learn friends signature
-cuci cuci mata
-ping pong before dinner, snooker before supper, jamming before subuh

the turning point of career
-sleepless night before exam/test
-the art of copy and paste
-exam slips(money, attendance, luck)
-promotion, in other words-retired

the favorite worst nightmare
-become a regular
-demoted

job rating
-7 star/5 star
-love and miss by many


-it doesn't matter how it started, it matter how it end-

Friday, October 16, 2009

Padah remaja shoshial








kucing akhir zaman
crdt to the owner/uploader/photographer/rapist/victim/kojel/etc

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

OBSES




ketika pkl 6 time jam tgh haywire
aku termenung macam orang gile
nk pasang kaset player da jd ntah ape2
so ape aku bwat aku perhati sini sane

eh kenape aku obses dgn pantun ni

hm..
sblah sane ternampak minah kodi budget hot isap rokok
kt tepi ade uncle yang seronok cungkil gigi sambil tgk rear mirror
kalau tgk kt busstop plak byk nurse2 mude yg ajak main mata
adegan plg menghiburkan? ade brother sorg ni yg tgh masyuk korek idong

yezzaa.....
ntah kenape tibe2 teringat Kojel kakak aku
pantang aku kentot x berbunyik dlm kete x bgtau
kalo tgh drive sambil korek idong disekehnye aku
"eee.. pastu tonyoh2 kt handle.. ko nk rase bergegar dagu!!??"

try2 jd suke2 jd habit jd obsesity
mandai2 je bwat terms sendiri
yeah aku pon x tau apsal jd camni
x kesah la obses ape janji jgn msk pusat serenti

lantak lah
terase mcm nk bwat pengakuan berani mati
br lah nampak aku ni teguh jati diri(gile kodi)


aku pernah obses dgn..
-Wardina Safiyyah
-baju Kiko & Kikilala
-rambot "M" Nick Carter Backstreet boys
-daily burger KFC



ntah apsal aku still obses dgn..
-Avril lavigne
-"mengorek" sana sini
-tido bepuluh jam
-bulu dada acap


tp yg pasti aku akan teros obses dgn..
-Chelsea fc
-rock & roll
-comic & anime
-kucing mahupun cicak


p/s: aku baru tau burger yg paling happy ialah burger-mbira

Monday, October 12, 2009

Pantun Sedapkan Telinga

tadi di tengah bandaraya
aku menyusuri lorong2 kota
mencari sesuatu penuh upaya
teguhkan hati jauhi dari dosa

3 tahun berlalu aunty masih disana
senyuman manis juga bicaranya
melihat aku terpinga pinga
lalu ditanya awak cari apa?

the smiths, stone roses dan nirvana
nirvana band yg dpakse menjadi mainstream semestinya ada
yang laen trend sudah tidak mahu menerima
tp kalau band metal petik jari saja

hati lapa perut hampa
berjalan kedepan langkah x bermaya
apa budaya rakyat malaysia
open house sinisana mari jamu selera

tp di sini tiada makan percuma
ku tanya Topio bigfoot suka makan apa
wajahnya berubah lantas mengeluarkan kata
banyak bertnya menyusahkan org saja

lantas kami lupakan apa saja di kepala
melintas jalan terpandang kereta Juara
kalau lah ade Cube ajaib di Kompleks Pertama
hendak saja ditransformerskn ia menjadi maggi asam laksa

setelah menempuh cabaran yang tidak seberapa
akhirnya papa grill mama chop menjadi destinasinya
itupun kerana pekerjanya manis2 belaka
mengambil order Topio hatinya berbunga bunga

grill tidak chopnya tiada
yg diorder hanya nasi ayam melaka
ape nk dikate kami org asia
berbudi berbahasa berbudaya itulah prinsip kita

santapan tersedia mulakan dgn berdoa
malas basoh tangan bakteria riang ria
ape nk susah sudu didepan mata
tapi kalau da alah bisa tegal pun jadi biasa

ketika asyik meratah ayam melaka
terlihat makhluk Tuhan yang sedang meminta
bulunya lebat berwarna jingga
kepala senget telinganya sebelah sudah tiada

simpati dipinta taktik gediknya yg diguna
mari mari jangan tengok saja
ku hulurkan ayam dimakannya begitu saja
"terima kasih daun keladi tuan hamba sungguh kacak orgnya"
-kata kucing itu walaupn beliau tidak terkeluar apa2 kata.....


p/s: sayangi lah telinga anda, kalau sudah tiada sengetlah kepala dan minda anda
sekian dan terima kasih...

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Atong Kindaichi Case 1

buruburuburu~~(den den mushi- one piece snailphone)
haa...? hm...
oh it's already morning..

Yoda was sleeping on my stomoch
goal!!!
aiyaiyai, Palermo just saved Maradona's ass
look like Mario is celebrating the goal too
meow!!! meow!!! meow!!!!
CK this is not mating season
kring kring kring~~
poor Saleem, must miss umi very much
ok, get up now Yoda
go clean yourself like Dolly,
have u ever taste urself lately?


AAAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!????
what happen!!???

oh my........
what happen to the tissue paper..
who's "reading" the newspaper..
why are they all over..

the kitchen look like hell..
my lunch(fried fish) swims into the wild..
chili and kuah lemak magic spell..
and in the sinks i can smell..

yeah... i can confirm it..
semue muslihat telah aku bongkar kan..(gaye tgn Kindaichi)

dont need no CSI..
those culprits cannot hide..
just open the cage wide..
no dinner for Yoda and CK tonite!!

..................................................................................
(nota kaki)
in the sink=sape x knal bau kencing Yoda?
the newspaper=CK is a literate cat
the tissue=Yoda berak x pakai cebok
the swimming fish=CK can open the microwave


Sunday, September 13, 2009

Carefree~ wherever u maybe~

Sunrise shine on another lazy sunday

Yawn yawn it's time to sleep

As expected last night Chelsea cruised again

Zero goal conceded Cech couldn't be happier

Ah a poor rat was tempted by the raisins

Now left its droppings all over the cage

A proper burial will soon be made

If it wasn't caught maybe someday it'll become a lawyer(?)

Life's like that- said the wise man

Only those who took the chances will succeed

Vacant soul and u'll end up like Sid Vicious

End of this poem/message/crap/whatever

U're swearing the writer for
wasting 2 minutes of ur life reading it..

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Cinema-skopedia



why cinema?
-young couple "tradition"
-weekend activities with family
-while skipping school/lecture
-nice sleeping chair
and the list goes on...

although once there was a period of time when cinema lost their popularity to pirated cds and many single building cinema gone bankrupt, but now people already fed up making those taiko rich, fed up watching the wrong movies (the cd cover is A but the movie is B), fed up reading retarded subtitles (e.g: bloody hell- berdarah neraka), etc, so they download it from the internet. haha, but civilized person like me will go to the cinema no matter what happen (what's the definition of civilized?)

i remember once my older sister told me she's dying to watch movies again at cinema, because it's been six busy years raising her kids and her kids is too young to go to the cinemas. i said why not let us/somebody watch her kids for a while and u go on watching movies with ur spouse? but she just grinned ( Chena poyo syg sgt anak, hehe)

for me? Sakaki Makio taught me to cherish the so called Youth, hm, i'm a movie freak, i kind of like to memorize their quotes (spptnye byk hafal quran), to get some inspiration, to curse lousy actor/actress/director, to ask movies trivia to others (drive my gf crazy), and bla3.

well many things happened in cinema
-sometimes u laugh to urself watching a horrified lady during horror movies
-sometimes u went out from the cinema with ur mouth wide open (dagu krem)
-other times u want to blasah the annoying person sit behind u


what happened to me?
-watch alone but bought 2 tickets, i must be possessed or something

-the cinema was pack with kids, the movie is cars, their loud noise pissed me off, i go to sleep until the end, later i watch it back (cd), i was disappointed, Lightning Mcqueen is so cool..

-my mom and i must be wearing 2 or 3 layer of shirts (last time it's too cold), halfway till the end, we were sweating as if after jogging 10km, they probably turn off the air-con

- my retarded friends "dont know there's a toilet at a cinema", he pees inside a big gulp size cup, almost full, left it under the chair, @#$%^!!!!

- i was nausea, guys can't pregnant, but macho guys who's nausea can only laugh tersipu2, i hate u 3D glasses... (sorry asya kmu gelak sorg2)

- 1st time watching taiwan ghost stories, i cursed a lot (dlm ati), after the movie, one of my friends (1st time went to cinema) said-"best gile ye cite td", ya rabbi... God help me....


anyway, when u're young and still have the passion of youth, and want the bad taiko to give us free sample of movie dvd(who knows), jom wayang!!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

may the force be with u

it's a hard time
tuck in ur stomach
breathe slowly
look around with eyes like Austin Power
dont forget to have some Mojo~
know ur target
think fast, but dont act so fast
aim high but not so high ( @ so chai~)
figure out a win-win solution
u dont do this often
but u know it's worth
hm...

but then again
u don't fell so right
why are there so many people?
are they stalking u?
what're the kid looking at?
oo,what's with those sorry eyes?

to do or not to do?
15 minutes past and it's getting closer
ur hands are sweating
u bite ur lips

is this it?
malaysia boleh!!
eh, now it's one malaysia!!!

"yes can i help u sir?
err.... Trauma?
"owh ok... 2 person?"
aaaaa....? aaa.. yup..
"ok, 2 person 22rggt"

................................................................

u drive back home,
u're a litttle bit scared
with a big confusion
hm, nasha aziz is always pretty..
very2 shagadelic, hehe

but why do u pay for two?
u watch alone la..


Friday, March 27, 2009

procrastinater

...................fish fish fish, where r u..................


i look around
there's no watch
there's no specs

i rub my eyes
sometimes it's dark
sometimes it's bright

but then it doesn't feel right
i clean myself
i pray to God

urgh, i'm starving
what's the menu again?
nevermind, i'll figure it out later

is it really 8 0'clock?
will prof John be late?
all i know is he's always smiling, a lot..

6 months and counting
my baby kancil i'm sorry
global recession seems to effect me

i say i'm sorry mama
i never meant to hurt u
tonite i WILL clean the kitchen


and now i got myself a ****ing B
i started to hate everyone
most of all, i hate myself for hating them

better late than never?
figure out what to do with time that is given to u?
urgh, i don't want to lick my own spit

u do know better right???